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The London Underground Pub Crawl
Saturday 23rd April
Stops: 6 (+1 substitute pub)
Units imbibed: 17
Chips consumed: 200+
As I cycled the lines, I was struck by the golden opportunity to marry the Tube with a journey of alcoholic reverie. There are six London...
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Cycling the London Underground: Coda
As I board a Circle line train to commence my journey home – or rather, collapse into the first available seat – I mull over the 368 days it has taken me to complete this project. So much for a quick, three-month venture last...
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Cycling the London Underground, Part XI
Circle Line – Wednesday 13th April, 12pm
Stations: 36
Distance: 27km (by train); 31km (by foot)
At 8 o’clock on Wednesday morning, I made the snap decision to run the Circle line. I fancied a new challenge since this, my...
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Cycling the London Underground, Part X
Hammersmith and City Line – Saturday 5th March, 10am
Stations: 29
Distance: 25.5km (by train); 32.4km (by bike)
Exactly one month has passed since the effulgent February day of my Piccadilly line cycle. Conditions have reverted...
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Cycling the London Underground, Part IX
Piccadilly Line – Saturday 5th February, 10am
Stations: 53 (50 visited)
Distance: 74km (by train); 97km (by bike, excluding Heathrow Terminals 2, 3, 4 and 5)
I’m reaching the tail end of this Tube cycling project, and with...
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2021: My Journey in Books, Part II
American History and Politics
America is a place to which I am glued, Extinction Rebellion-like, despite my better judgement. The events of January 6th at the U.S. Capitol, followed by Trump’s characteristically ignominious...
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2021: My Journey in Books, Part I
It was another peculiar year played out under the shadow of Covid, from winter lockdown to summer freedom, to the Omicron surge – larger, yet less virulent, than ever – that leaves us cautious yet hopeful for something like...
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Cycling the London Underground, Part VIII
Metropolitan Line – Sunday 12th December, 10:45am
Stations: 34
Distance: 67km (by train); 62km (by bike, excluding Rayners Lane-Uxbridge and puncture section…)
There could scarcely be a better December day for a cycle:...
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Cycling the London Underground, Part VII: Offcut Interlude
I’ve finally passed the halfway point in my above ground, underground odyssey. I’d expected to have wrapped the project up by Christmas, but of course thievery intervened, and an icy opening blast of winter. On top of that, London...
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Cycling the London Underground, Part VI
Central Line – Friday 12th November, 8:15am
Stations: 49
Distance: 74km (by train); 99km (by bike, plus 12km from Harlow to Epping)
Grey, grey, grey. Uniform grey. Offensive grey. Dementor-like, life-sucking grey. Such are the...
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Cycling the London Underground, Part V
District Line – Saturday 25th September, 10:30am
Stations: 60
Distance: 64km (by train); 99.3km (by bike)
It’s taken five months of my challenge to meet this true test of endurance, the District line. I didn’t expect it...
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Tokyo’s Olympics feel more special than ever – and I pity anyone who’d rather they hadn’t happened
It has been a privilege to witness the return of three huge tournaments – the Euros, Wimbledon, and the Tokyo Olympics – that Covid-19 stole from the sporting calendar of July 2020. It’s a signal that, while the pandemic seems...
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Cycling the London Underground, Part IV
Northern Line – Saturday 17th July, 8:30am
Stations: 50
Distance: 58km (by train); 77.3km (by bike)
It took me rather longer to complete the Northern line than expected. 64 days, to be precise. On my first attempt, a grey and...
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Cycling the London Underground, Part III
Victoria Line – Friday 23rd April, 3:15pm
Stations: 16
Distance: 21km (by train); 25.3km (by bike)
Sufficiently recovered from a gruelling opening adventure, my second cross-London sojourn promises less graft, and infinitely...
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Cycling the London Underground, Part II
Jubilee Line – Saturday 10th April, 2:45pm
Stations: 27
Distance: 36.2km (by train); 56.2km (by bike, plus accidental detours)
My return journey begins in leafy Stanmore, on the cusp of Greater London. Long-time home to Prime...
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Cycling the London Underground, Part I
As I child obsessed with geography, maps and endless gazetteers of facts – in short, a proud nerd – the London Underground encompassed all that was sacred. When I was seven or eight, I could not fathom a more enjoyable day out...
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10 Books for 2020
10. Daniel Immerwahr, How to Hide an Empire: A History of the Greater United States (Macmillan: 2019)
The traditional “logo map” of the United States is far more interesting for what it omits than what it shows. From this...
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The Whig Interpretation of Cricket
Review: The Test: A New Era for Australia’s Team (Amazon Prime Video, released 12th March 2020)
A chest infection sparked my interest in cricket. Prostrate on the sofa on a hot afternoon last August, I was enthralled by the...
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Podcasts are a vital tool for understanding – and bearing – our new world
Like most people, my state-mandated exercise regime under lockdown is very simple. Every few days, it’s off on the bike for a dart around the hinterlands of East Norfolk – invariably taking a liberal attitude to the one-hour time...
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Why we must stay cheerful amid the coronavirus lockdown
As we enter the bleak realm of the coronavirus pandemic, it’s remarkable to consider how quickly the barometers of life have shifted. Just three weeks ago I remember enjoying the dividends from a £25 pub quiz bar tab on a...
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Bercow, Djokovic, Bloomberg… and Alexa: my 22nd February diary
Home Alone with Michael Scott
Perhaps foolishly, my parents have entrusted me with the defence of the family home this week as they take off for a half-term jaunt. I’ve not encountered any incompetent criminals and spooky old men...
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The world of entertainment has saved a bleak January
January 2020 has set an ominous benchmark for the new decade. Almost beginning with World War Three, it ended simultaneously with Britain exiting the European Union and President Trump’s acquittal in impeachment proceedings which...
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From one blog to another: my response to Dominic Cummings
Dominic Cummings, Number 10 strategist and professional book swallower, has set out his invitation: from data scientists and economists to researchers and oddballs, he needs a cognitively diverse army to join his operation to...
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An emotionally bereft sovereign leads The Crown into a new realm of mediocrity
For two series, Netflix’s The Crown provided a lavish, sensational admission to the private world of the planet’s most famous family from the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II. Mighty personalities, anaemic premiers and profligate...
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Nick Kyrgios needs a suspension from tennis – and professional help
Is Nick Kyrgios crying out for an escape? Will he ever fulfil his limitless potential? Does he even like tennis? As he continues to grab headlines for almost always the wrong reasons, fans, commentators and umpires alike have been...
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Johnson is Sideshow Boris – it’ll be Prime Minister Farage by Christmas
We are witnessing the collapse of the post-war political order in the UK. The Brexit conundrum has destroyed long-standing class and regional loyalties. The Labour party’s traditional coalition has frayed under Jeremy Corbyn’s...
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Second-degree burns, a dangerous sleeping bag and a great line up: A Day at the Championships
It seems only right that an excursion to the most famous British sporting tournament should be defined by the activity we perform best: standing in line, for hours on end. The Championships at Wimbledon annually produce a meticulous...
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Age is just a number: Roger Federer and longevity in tennis
The unpredictability of life isn’t all bad. When I consigned Roger Federer to parentheses when discussing the likely trajectory of the 2017 tennis season last December, not even the man himself could envisage his...
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If You Go Down to the Woods Today: A Return to Center Parcs
For a small, perilously flat country of 16 million people, the Netherlands has proven incredibly resourceful in its history. Many of the inventions central to our lives are, unexpectedly, Dutch: the Compact Disc, the eye test, the...
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2016: My annus mirabilis; Earth’s annus horribilis
A year ravaged by war, demagoguery, fear, lies, and anger which make any progressive question the basic decency of mankind? Or a brilliant year of excitement and success, albeit one in which I peaked in my excessive consumption on New...
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The Perfect Christmas (Serves 6+)
Roll out the snow on a flat surface. Knead until it becomes soft and warm; add the caviar to create texture for the more sophisticated palate. Empty the stuffing, potatoes and Bucks Fizz into a bowl and mash until light and creamy....
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Andy, Champion of the World
In some ways, it seems ironic that tennis world No. 1 Andy Murray should win his third Sports “Personality” of the Year award. Unfortunately for the dour Scot, he makes Courtney Wood (Sunday’s Apprentice runner-up) – or, for...
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Cambridge College Bar Guide: Part I
Practically since I was in the womb, I have always loved listing and counting things – American states, the number of differently-coloured cars on the motorway, all those banal yet crucial objects detailed in innumerable I Spy...
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God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - there's still eight weeks to go!
It’s official – Christmas has become as perpetual as the DFS sale. We had not even seen off Hallowe’en on Monday (which, coincidentally, begins in July) when I was angered to find a considerable stack of mince pies on sale...
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Sport: the ultimate procrastination?
Sport seems to be a bizarre international obsession. As a populace we are engrossed by people who throw things, kick things, drive things, hit things, and move quickly in the direction of things for a living. We revere most the...
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Glitterballs and fears for the direction of British politics
I wonder how Craig Revel Horwood might react to the Labour Party’s re-election of Jeremy Corbyn as leader? ‘Pedestrian’, he might lament, ‘better luck next time, darling’. At least, that was his comment on Ed Balls’ first...
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